Humor can be a great addition to your toast. You want to make sure you choose something relevant to your audience, not too abstract or over-the-top. The goal is engage the audience and to honor the couple you are toasting – not to create your own stand up routine or embarrass the newlyweds. We’ve put together some our favorite quotes to help you create a memorable and funny wedding toast
“Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.”
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“May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first.”
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“To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to good sense of humor – and a short memory!”
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“Never go to bed angry… always stay up and argue.”
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Always remember the three magic words: “You’re right dear.”
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“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
~Socrates
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“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
~Henry Kissinger
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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret”
~Henny Youngman
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“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.
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Everyone likes to laugh. Finding the right humor to add in to your toast is a fun way to let your friends and family know just how happy you are for them. If you prefer to make the toast a little more personal, add in an anecdotal story about the couple. Just remember to keep in sincere and sweet – you don’t want to make them feel awkward on their big day! Check out all our tips for toasting.
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